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I'm only one year old, what the heck is a Overturning System?!
by Guard August
Absurd! Reincarnating as a newborn in a demon-infested world, the overturning system arrived 30 years early.[At 30, after enduring endless hardships, you have achieved nothing and remain a loner. Reward: Late Bloomer (Talent) - Effect: The older your bones, the faster you cultivate.][Overturning mission: Defeat Chen Yuan at the sixth level of the Guiyuan Realm within a year. Reward: Swordsmanship entry-level]One-year-old Chen Yi looked at the content on the panel, then down at his small arms and…
You were told to build a tractor, but you’re building a rocket?
by Red Wine Flower
Due to his father's death, Lin Ju was forced to take over the family tractor factory.Facing the struggling tractor factory, Lin Ju said:"No worries, the system will step in!""Since I can make tractors, it would be quite reasonable for me to switch production to rockets, right?"So, in the unremarkable tractor factory, a tall rocket rose.Then the whole world discovered that this tractor factory was becoming increasingly absurd:New energy vehicles, tanks, jet engines, passenger planes, fighter jets…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
You're Strong But Now You're Mine
by Listening Day
At the end of the road, in the throes of despair and impending death, Le Yu shouted defiantly: "If you have the guts, then kill me." The enemy sneered and said: "I've never heard such a strange request." Le Yu died. Then Le Yu came back to life, living in the enemy's body. This is a story where being killed means possessing the killer. "Why are the ones who kill me always some enigmatic, cunning figures with complicated backstories and numerous impending quests? Why aren't there some honest, wea…
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
Are You Telling An Eight-Year-Old To Survive In The Wilderness?
by 648
The live show, Survive in Wilderness was a hit.There were thousands of participants in the game show. They would all start by parachuting from a plane and land randomly in a primary forest.The participants would have to rely only on a backpack, a water bottle, and a dagger to survive.Yu Beier was only eight years old when he joined the game show so that he could buy the cure for his ill mother with the prize money. He was the youngest to have ever participated, and he had accidentally woken up a…
So You're Such A Doctor Song
by Leaf Snow
Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…
You're Just One Kiss
by Jude_K_1656
YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS (The Protector 1)Jacob, a criminal lawyer embraced the witch curse that ran across the Medici family's clan and became a werewolf to protect the chosen woman who would be his wife to continue their legacy. He was the last Medici heir to accomplish that. But he didn't know Angeline came from the union of a pureblood vampire, and the fairy queen converted to a vampire.Mallory marked Jacob's chosen wife as his, the obsessive vampire king, with relation to the mother of his daug…
You're My Only Star
by zetsubouaichan
The first time she saw him, Song Xing Xing ran over a pole, injuring her head.The second time she saw him, he had thought that she was a reporter, sneaking backstage to find materials on his artists.The third time she saw him again, this man turned out to be her big boss!?It was said that the rich and famous President Lu Xun of NEXT Group despised women. Living in a glamorous world, surrounded by beautiful stars, he was someone who could never escape scandals with beautiful models, actresses, so…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Dear Enemy, You’re My Mate
by Veliciah
Since battling over a spade in kindergarten, Dior and Patricia have been life sworn enemies. Despite Dior being the future alpha, Patricia never respected or feared him. She was always a daring omega, not afraid of stating her opinion. With age, the venom runs thicker in their veins. While Dior becomes popular and sought-after, Patricia finds herself bullied by the entire pack.Sick of the treatment she receives, Patricia decides to go rogue, only for fate to laugh her in the face—it turns out th…
You're My Mate (BL)
by Neptunus_97
[Werewolf Mature Content 18+] This is a story about a Werewolf's love story with a Boy of Rare Blood; of course, their love story will not go smoothly.But it is the strength of their love that will bring their destiny in the future to be brighter and coveted by many people.------"He won't be able to stop preying on male or female Werewolf Betas until he finds his soul mate!" The Elder said. And dad says if I haven't found my soul mate, then I can be more dangerous than that.Because what I'm afra…
Mr. CEO, You're Out!
by Seven Summer Leaves
Su Wan married the man she had loved for ten years with a heart full of joy. On their wedding night, however, he said to her, "Su Wan, you've been given the status of Mrs. Xu. All you need to do is fulfill your duties. The only things you can get from me are power and money, nothing else." Su Wan, holding a sincere heart as if it were red-hot coal, wanted to tell him that she had secretly loved him for many years. But before she could give away her true feelings, they were thrown to the ground …
You're My Love
by Staryinthesky
Volume 1Bermula dari seorang gadis cantik berumur 22 tahun yang bernama Lu Wei Wei yang berasal dari keluarga Lu dan merupakan putri bungsu dari keluarga Lu.Hari-harinya berubah semenjak ibunya telah meninggal dunia dan ayahnya menikahi seorang wanita yang sudah memiliki seorang putri. Putri tersebut hanya lebih tua satu tahun dari Wei Wei sehingga ia menjadi kakak dan Wei Wei menjadi adik. Ayahnya berubah menjadi orang yang pilih kasih dan lebih menyayangi kakaknya dari pada Wei Wei. Ibu tiriny…
You're the whole world to me
by Jenny
"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner refuses to meet with you."Two months later."Sorry, Mr. Robert the prisoner still refuses to meet with you."Six months later"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner is firm and still refuses to meet with you."One year later."Mr. Robert, sorry, we asked, and she refuses to meet with you, persistently."Two years later."Mr. Robert, she doesn't want to see you."The female guard in uniform politely spoke to the man in front of her.Upon hearing this, the man paused and then sai…
Sweet Marriage: Dear Lady, You're Mine
by Jennie Hum
George caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt!Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes.What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all.Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness.Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye.Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side.…
You're My Soulmate
by LaveniaLie
Seorang Ella Althea, harus berjuang untuk bertahan hidup ketika ayahnya meninggal. Ia hidup bersama ibu tirinya di negeri Ice Crystal. Sebuah negeri yang dingin tertutup es dan dipenuhi dengan banyak kristal. Ella terpaksa harus menikah dengan Xavier, pemimpin yang cukup berkuasa di negeri itu.Ella pikir, ia akan mendapatkan segalanya yang sudah sangat lama ia dambakan selama ini. Namun, suatu hari ia melihat ada keganjilan pada diri Xavier. Pria itu sangat tempramental. Ia hanya bisa menjaga em…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Rubik’s Man: I’m Rich & You’re Dead
by AuthorsDread
Smoke Pac, a top gangster of Clown City fell to the lower rung of the criminal ladder and became a sewage rat left for dead. He was betrayed and brutally killed by his former mafia associates. During his death, he accidentally awakened the mysterious powers of the Rubik's Cube System. With his new lease on life and newfound powers, he vowed to regain his title as number one Crime Lord of Clown City while relishing in his sweet-sweet revenge.Authors Note: Feel free to share your feedback, drop a …
Wait, you're dead already?
by Nick_Alderson
#Silver Winner of Writing Prompt Contest #144!It strives to be a novel that can be enjoyed by anyone. Our main character is a loveable fool with a godly strength to his sword.Several years before the beginning of the story, Ermos Windbreaker finds himself to have a talent with the sword. With the arrival of a wandering warrior in his village, he decides that he will challenge him, though he had yet to own a sword of his own. There he racks up his first victory, wood against steel. Though, as it …